A Memorial Fit For A Kaiser

Last week, I was with some friends playing this game, Say Anything! The game is played with each person taking turns asking a question and everyone else writes down whatever they want for an answer. The questioner then picks their favorite answer while everyone else wages on which one will be picked. Anyway, on my turn, one of the questions on the card I drew was, "What will be the epitaph on my gravestone?" I just wanted to see what everyone else would answer. Well, the Immortal Queen of Eternity that is my wife wrote this down for an answer: Here lies Kaiser... or at least he would be if he weren't so fucking metal and immortal. That's why I married her.