Showing posts with label Random Japanese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Japanese. Show all posts

Monday, November 2, 2009

Random Japanese - あらゆる月曜日

Some Japanese guys find this bizarre sea creature washed upon the rocks.  What do they do with it?  Do they call a marine biologist to investigate?  Do they take the camera footage to report this find on the news?  Absolutely not!  They decide to fuck with it.  They poke, prod, and flip it on its "back."  Then, in a mature gesture of discovery in the name of science, they pour soda into its "mouth."  What happens afterward causes the men to become infected with a microorganism that will slowly mutate their bodies until they become mindless fish-like abominations.

The lesson here: Don't fuck with the Deep Ones!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Random Japanese - あらゆる月曜日

Believe it or not, they actually have a prison themed restaurant in Tokyo. I cannot make this shit up. Now, I've been to The Safe House in Milwaukee, which is themed like a spy hangout, but this is just...well, you know.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Random Japanese - あらゆる月曜日

Nothing says weird like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Japanese commercial, so here's three of them.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Random Japanese - あらゆる月曜日

Pepsiman is a classic mascot in Japan. He's been in multiple commercials and has been featured in video games. Here's a collection of commercials featuring the thirst quenching hero (the quality is a bit shoddy, though).