Thursday, December 24, 2009

All Fear Kaisernacht Eve

Now most holidays have iconic images.  Christmas has the nativity of Jesus and Santa Claus, Hanukkah has the Star of David and the Menorah, and Kaisernacht, well...

...Kaisernacht has Godzilla.

Tonight, when the clock strikes 12:00 am, Godzilla will rise up from the waters and decimate all the despicable boys and girls (trust me when I say there's a lot of them).  He's kind of like Santa Claus and the H-bomb rolled into one.

This year, Abdominus is joining in the festivities, as well.  With a giant radioactive lizard and a gargantuan yeti with adamantium abs, Earth is pretty much doomed.

I recommend all of you find shelter, now.  Unless you're a fucking dipshit, then just stand outside and gawk at the giant creatures that will be your doom.

Oh, turns out there is one Kaisernacht song after all.  Enjoy.

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