...Kaisernacht has Godzilla.
Tonight, when the clock strikes 12:00 am, Godzilla will rise up from the waters and decimate all the despicable boys and girls (trust me when I say there's a lot of them). He's kind of like Santa Claus and the H-bomb rolled into one.
This year, Abdominus is joining in the festivities, as well. With a giant radioactive lizard and a gargantuan yeti with adamantium abs, Earth is pretty much doomed.
I recommend all of you find shelter, now. Unless you're a fucking dipshit, then just stand outside and gawk at the giant creatures that will be your doom.
Oh, turns out there is one Kaisernacht song after all. Enjoy.